Evil Dead. Again
To me, this looks like what everyone thought The Cabin in the Woods would be, i.e. teens, lots of blood, and a lot of seen-it-all-before stuff (even though Raimi did the screenplay). What a shame. I'll make my kids watch the original(s). You know, when they're old enough and all that.
Update: After some discussion over on Facebook, it has been established that this is a reboot, and not a remake. Reboots being a film made on the same idea, but having nothing else in common with the original. Remakes are just that - a copy of the original film).