Movember

I always get a bit jealous of men around November because of Movember. I want to be able to grow a nice tache and sport it proudly down the pub, supermarket, and train station. I'd fiddle with the ends constantly (if I had one with pointy ends). However, being of the fine haired variety, my tache would probably be rather pathetic. Regardless of that, being a female of the species means that I will have to make do with writing my bra size or some other crap in my Facebook status. 

Grow your taches, boys. Grow 'em proud.