Prattle & Jaw

Prattle & Jaw

Two blogs about a whole lot of nothing

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For Boys and Girls

In my 33 years, I've never met a single girl who didn't like LEGO. Not when I was young and played a lot with the stuff, and certainly not now when LEGO is still played with (I'm the proud owner of the LEGO Star Wars Christmas calendar), and when nostalgia kicks in. Not one single girl. 

Yet, on December 26th in the U.K. and January 1st in the U.S., LEGO will roll out LEGO Friends, aimed at girls 5 and up. 

This article, LEGO is for Girls, from Bloomberg Businessweek discusses how LEGO was saved in 2005 by focusing on boys, and now plans to target girls. However, to do so, they've decided to introduce new colours, and new mini-figures. 

"Encouraged by what it had learned about boys, Lego sent its team back out to scrutinize girls, starting in 2007. The company was surprised to learn that in their eyes, Lego suffered from an aesthetic deficit. “The greatest concern for girls really was beauty,” says Hanne Groth, Lego’s market research manager. Beauty, on the face of it, is an unsurprising virtue for a girl-friendly toy, but based on the ways girls played, Groth says, it came, as “mastery” had for boys, to stand for fairly specific needs: harmony (a pleasing, everything-in-its-right-place sense of order); friendlier colors; and a high level of detail."

"The research techniques and findings have been controversial at Lego from the moment it became clear that if the company were serious about appealing to girls, it would have to do something about its boxy minifigure, its 4-centimeter plastic man with swiveling legs, a yellow jug-head, and a painted-on face. “Let’s be honest: Girls hate him,” says Mads Nipper, the executive vice-president for products and markets, Lego’s equivalent of a chief marketing officer."

The greatest concern for girls was beauty? Girls hate the LEGO guy? Who are these girls?

"Lego play develops spatial, mathematical, and fine motor skills, and lets kids build almost anything they can imagine, often leading to hours of quiet, independent play. Which is why Lego’s focus on boys has left many parents - especially moms - frustrated that their daughters are missing out."

So the reason girls are left out is because LEGO develops spatial, mathematical, and fine motor skills? Probably onen of the most sexist things I've read this year. 

"Lego Friends also introduces six new Lego colors—including Easter-egg-like shades of azure and lavender. (Bright pink was already in the Lego palette.) Then there are the lady figures. Twenty-nine mini-doll figures will be introduced in 2012, all 5 millimeters taller and curvier than the standard dwarf minifig. There are five main characters. Like American Girl Dolls, which are sold with their own book-length biographies, these five come with names and backstories. Their adventures have a backdrop: Heartlake City, which has a salon, a horse academy, a veterinary clinic, and a café. “We had nine nationalities on the team to make certain the underlying experience would work in many cultures,” says Nanna Ulrich Gudum, senior creative director."

So basically, LEGO pinkwashing. I have to admit this leaves me a little stunned. Is it really LEGO's problem with girls, or is it girls' problem with LEGO that we all need to solve? I can't honestly believe that girls don't want to play with LEGO because it develops spatial, mathematical, and fine motor skills. I suspect that it has a little more to do with the crap shoved down children's throats by parents, ads, and toy companies about what boys and girls should play with.

I might very well be wrong, but it's just hard for me to swallow. Call me old fashioned but there's no way I'd have played with this when I was young. Give me bricks and a fat yellow dude any day. 

The Stupidest Ad on TV Right Now

This advert is currently being shown on TV in Denmark. It's a relatively stupid advert for an incredibly stupid product which I presume is only bought by pretty stupid people. Let's go over this together. You touch the dispenser, then wash your hands. You touch the dispenser, then wash your hands. 

Generally speaking this whole hygiene obsession of the general public makes me sick.

McDonalds - Just Wait

Don't know about you but I certainly don't buy this crap by McDonalds. Sure, it's nice to see someone who actually benefits from the fast food behemoth (albeit an owner of a massive industrial food processing plant), but am I really meant to believe that it's all cosy and safe down at the farm? What's with that music? Are we meant to believe he's sitting on a pile of potatoes in Idaho? Could he at least sound sincere? Apparently there will be more so keep those eyes peeled (see what I did there?).

I'd love to see the poultry version of this. As Co.Exist (depressingly) point out, "Where its food comes from is illustrated not by Frank Martinez but by the potato mountain in front of which he is perched. That gives some sense of the industrial scale that McDonald’s is actually working with. It’s not interested in small farmers because those farmers aren’t even on McDonald’s radar. In fact, McDonald’s doesn’t even buy direct from farmers, but from suppliers who contract with farmers. Frank Martinez doesn’t even work for them."

 

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